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+# welcome to my ~~video game channel~~ website
+the part that's public, anyway
+
+There's no backend component to my public website, so it's pretty much "open source" anyway—
+you're downloading it if you open the page.
+I wanted to use git to track it anyway, and GitHub is a pretty easy way to move files around.
+(*just to be super clear—compromising my GitHub would not also imply compromising
+my website*)
+I mean, people who use GitHub pages for a personal website are essentially doing what I'm doing but
+with fewer steps
+(except I'm cooler because I have to manage nginx).