The result of `getPropertyValue` is a string, so it evaluates to
true without regard to the value. Changed to actually check if the
value is exactly `'1'`
yeah so I'd really prefer it if you *didn't* serve my README, thanks.
There are clearly other ways to achieve this, but I don't really mind
just having an extra directory. This way I can clutter up the project
root without cluttering up my website root.